Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby


Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby


I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby


In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby


Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby


People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby


The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby


There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby


Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby


When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby


Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. (fellows, SERIOUSLY apply this to PUA)
Bill Cosby


You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby


Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby

Bill cosby owns

wow tripp u must really like bill cosby huh? lol great quotes man...

LOL. I like him, but that just came from a quote page by him.

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
-Mark Twain

Thank you Meg for adding to this.

Please, others do the same.

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George Edward Woodberry

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry

"Old times" never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better.
George Edward Woodberry

Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.
William Christopher Handy

You've got to appreciate the things that come from the art of the Negro and from the heart of the man farthest down.
William Christopher Handy

I think America concedes that true American music has sprung from the Negro.
William Christopher Handy

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Jay Leno

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
Jay Leno

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno


The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Jay Leno

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno

Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway.
Robert Anthony

If you are not leaning, no one will ever let you down.
Robert Anthony

If you let other people do it for you, they will do it to you.
Robert Anthony

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Some day you will be right.
Robert Anthony

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
Robert Anthony

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere.
Robert Anthony

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Robert Anthony

The best way to escape from your problem is to solve it.
Robert Anthony

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
Robert Anthony

The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.
Robert Anthony

We fear the thing we want the most.
Robert Anthony

When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change... you will change.
Robert Anthony

When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
Robert Anthony

from a book i picked up for $4.fun read:

if you kock on ten doors, youll eventually get a sale. you also get nine rejections, but that's extected so dont let it worry you - talking about sales but can be related to PU

keep away from boring dickheas, they're everywhere, they won't enrich your life and ventually you'll become a dopey bastard too

these are from David williams from the novel The Pick Up Artist, The Misadventures of a Male Chauvinist by William Davett
so far its a funny read, i recommend it for entertainment.

Not even analysis, by itself, can transform you. You must still do the changing yourself.
Natalie Wood

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Bobby Knight

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.
Bobby Knight

Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one.
Bobby Knight

Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win.
Bobby Knight

The key is not the will to win... everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.
Bobby Knight

The will to succeed is important, but what's more important is the will to prepare.
Bobby Knight

People change over the years, and that changes situations for good and for bad.
Bobby Knight

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
Stephen Fry

But happiness is no respecter of persons.
Stephen Fry

Having a great intellect is no path to being happy.
Stephen Fry

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Stephen Fry

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.
Stephen Fry

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.
Stephen Fry

No, I love the idea that someone changes. As an actor it's always the thing that you look for. He is someone who starts off bright, cheerful and confident and then has everything taken away from him. It's a wonderful journey to take.
Stephen Fry

They are just 100 per cent bear, whereas human beings feel we're not 100 per cent human, that we're always letting ourselves down. We're constantly striving towards something, to some fulfilment.
Stephen Fry

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
Stephen Fry

You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that.
Stephen Fry

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Jay London

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
Jay London

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
Jay London

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
Jay London

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
Jay London

Do you know it was a year a ago today?
Jay London

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
Jay London

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
Jay London

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
Jay London

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
Jay London

I saw a stationery store move.
Jay London

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Jay London

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Jay London

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
Jay London

I was born nine months premature.
Jay London

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
Jay London

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
Jay London

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
Jay London

I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
Jay London

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
Jay London

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
Jay London

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Jay London

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Jay London

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
Jay London

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London

People read me but they don't subscribe.
Jay London

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
Jay London

You know what burns me? Matches.
Jay London